Madame Fortune whispers: Your fortune is...
Madame Fortune whispers: You will not lose any inventory today.
After receiving your fortune, walk over to the ticket booth to secure your ticket to the Tunnel of Love. You'll have to step out of the way of a few rats to get there, but they're mostly harmless. (Let me tell you a secret about these LDPW rats, which can be found all over the Mainland — you can sit on them and ride them! Try it sometime.) Make sure to wear your ticket, take a seat, and into the Tunnel you go.
So enter at your own risk, buckle up, head into the Tunnel of Love, and enjoy the adventures which hide below the Pyri Funfair.
"Which path to take?
Will you find rewards or strife?
My friend, you're getting closer to the Great Prim of Life!"